their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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