Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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