The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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