im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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