everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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