I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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