this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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