When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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