Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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