I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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