Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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