Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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