remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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