I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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