Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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