actually, I'm a sock model
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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We had sex on a dog bed..
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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