only you would photoshop your dick
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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