I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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