I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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