so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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