she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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