Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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