that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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