he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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