Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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