May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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