No awkward lesbian experiences without me
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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