I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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