My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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