how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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