North Korea, Best Korea!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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