is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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