I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.