is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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