we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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