You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.