Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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