apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket