I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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