we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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