is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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