ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Randomize