This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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