Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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