I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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