at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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