the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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