i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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