its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love you. Go after that dick
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
