Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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