Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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