so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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