it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wish i was in the wii world.
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no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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