After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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