I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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