At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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