ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
accomplished twins. life is a go
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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