Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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