Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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