TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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